the catwalk qu33n

shooshsickle:

WELL WE’RE DONE WITH IT NOW SO IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TOO MUCH. AND YES, A BUNCH OF US. LIKE… 36 OF US TOTAL, I THINK? GIVE OR TAKE. AND YEAH WE WERE, STILL ARE THOUGH WE DON’T SEE TOO MUCH OF EACH OTHER. 

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T GET CAUGHT UP IN IT. SERIOUSLY.

:OO < Wow!! That’s a lot of furrends to have. I don’t think I’ve ever even known that many people in my whole entire life.

:33 < H33, I don’t think I’d ever have want to play a big dangerous game like that.

:33 < I’d rather not go dying just yet. Besides, I wouldn’t even have anypawdy to play with.

shooshsickle:

HUH, GUESS YOU DIDN’T GO THROUGH IT.

OKAY LONG STORY SHORT, BASICALLY A BUNCH OF US PLAYED A GAME AND A LOT OF US DIED, AND THERE WAS SOME SHIT ABOUT COIN FLIPS OR SOMETHING? LIKE THEY LEAD TO SPLIT PATHS THAT CAUSED DIFFERENT OUTCOMES FROM THE SAME EVENTS, I DON’T KNOW. THINK OF IT LIKE A Y WHERE THE BOTTOM PART IS THE START AND THEN AT THE TOP IT BASICALLY SAYS FUCK YOU AND SPLITS APART LIKE MUGNUOTAN NUT.

ALSO SHIPPING’S WHERE YOU CONSIDER HOW PEOPLE WOULD REACT IN A RELATIONSHIP, ESSENTIALLY.

:?? < A game… I play lots of games with the kitties, but nothing that could get anypawdy killed!

:(( < Why would anyone every play such a pawful game anyway??

:33 < You said there was ‘a bunch of us’ though. You mean a bunch of trolls??

:33 < Were we all furrends?? Having a bunch of furrends to play games with sounds so much fun, even if it’s a dangerous one.

:33 < Ohh!! Gosh, that sounds like it could be fun, too. I don’t know anypawdy to ship, though. :CC

shooshsickle:

BECAUSE THE NEPETA I KNOW IS A CAT-OBSESSED TROLL THAT CONSTANTLY SHIPS EVERYONE. SHE TYPES EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO. ALSO I’M WELL AWARE THERE’S ALL KINDS OF WEIRD TIMELINE BULLSHIT GOING ON SO YEAH.

:// < I wouldn’t say I’m ‘obsessed’ with them. I can’t help it they’re attracted to me.

:?? < Shipping?? Timelines??

<:?? < G33z, now I think you’re the one that’s going too fast! I don’t understand half of the things you’re saying.

shooshsickle:

I’M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT, I CAN CATCH UP EVENTUALLY. AND I’M KARKAT, WHICH I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY SINCE YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A NEPETA FROM THE WAY YOU TYPE.

:33 < Then don’t complain about the sp33d if it’s not going to be a purroblem, h33.

:?? < Wait, how do you know my name??

shooshsickle:

HOLY FUCK SLOW DOWN, I’M NEW TO THIS SHIT. IT’S LIKE THROWING A WIGGLER AT A ROCK WALL AND EXPECTING IT TO CLIMB.

:33 < It only goes as fast as you want it to, h33h33.

:33 < But hi there!! Who are you??

:33 < Or is this still going too fast??

:OO < So much time has passed!!

:« < I hadn’t meant to sl33p for so long.

<:33 < But I suppaws that my being here means… she hasn’t come back yet.

<:33 < I’m not really sure how to f33l about that. H33.

:?? < Ohh… What a pawful sl33p!

:?? < Gosh, it f33ls like I’ve b33n napping for sw33ps…

:?? < W-What day is it…??

horsefeatherfletching:

arseniccatwalk:

horsefeatherfletching:

D —> I am doing e%cellently, than%

:33 < Youre welcome!

:?? Say, um…

:?? < I hope this doesnt come off as rude, but… who are you??

D —> I am Equius Zahhak

D —> Do you not know one in your universe

:(( < I cant say that I do!

:?? < You do sound kind of furmiliar, though.

:33 < But Im sure its only a coincidence. Either way, its nice to m33t you!

Good morning

:33 < H33h33! How are you??

horsefeatherfletching:

arseniccatwalk:

horsefeatherfletching:

D —> Hello, other Nepeta

D —> How are you

:33 < Hi there!

:33 < Im just peachy, h33h33!!

:33 < Its another purrfect morning~

:OO < How are you??

D —> I am doing e%cellently, than%

:33 < Youre welcome!

:?? Say, um…

:?? < I hope this doesnt come off as rude, but… who are you??